nothen 4 christmas
Tonight I had another one of my great flashbacks from my childhood. The memory was triggered from a story my fiancée was telling me about how she was letting people get to her, or "get her goat" as she described it. She said it happened even though she knew that it should not be.
She is the eldest child and I am the youngest.
It always happened the day before and on Christmas Eve but mostly on Christmas Eve. I was four, five, and six years old. My two eldest brothers, Jeff and Eric were high school teenagers. The talk of presents would begin, and then the torment. Jeff would start, "Hey Eric, what do you think Jerrod is getting for Christmas?" Eric would say in his serious voice, "I don't think he is getting anything, he has been bad." And then the duet would begin, "Jerrod ain't getting nothin for Christmas, cause he ain't been nothin but bad." My tantrum would start and cause the singing to get louder and more sarcastic. I would cry, scream, and then attack my two loving brothers. They would laugh, stiff arm me, and sing more. Eventually mom would come to my rescue. I am sure she would reassure me that I was getting presents, and scold my older brothers for taunting me……Ah those were the days.
What's fun these days is that my three oldest brothers all have kids, lots of kids. The paybacks sure are fun!

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I have to say that I side more with the older brothers, although it pains me to do so. KimPossible still fights her baby's battles and it's no fun being on her receiving end... although it's worth it all when a full throttle tantrum goes into effect. He still employs the crying, screaming, and physical attacks. The best example of something that provokes such a violent reaction is any given Sunday on the Whitaker Croquet Lawn. He hates to lose and the complete domination he endures... Let's just say I've never seen a sore loser launch a croquet ball so far into oblivion. I guess some cry babies just never grow up.
Here's another great flashback from your teen years
"Crow mate w/ one nut cotton briscoe gets syphilis"
or remember when I cut david duncan's hair...or remember that time we were playing PGA Golf for sega genesis for a NICKEL a hole and I poked you in the side and you missed a put and you threw your controller at me but it missed and went into the ceiling fan and got hung up and just stared spinning a round and around and around.....or how about playing poker and using cereal boxes to distract your opponent whilst another poker playing redneck would steal his money....maybe gambling wasn't such a good idea...
So says Big Sams!!!
Here's another great flashback from your teen years
"Crow mate w/ one nut cotton briscoe gets syphilis"
or remember when I cut david duncan's hair...or remember that time we were playing PGA Golf for sega genesis for a NICKEL a hole and I poked you in the side and you missed a put and you threw your controller at me but it missed and went into the ceiling fan and got hung up and just stared spinning a round and around and around.....or how about playing poker and using cereal boxes to distract your opponent whilst another poker playing redneck would steal his money....maybe gambling wasn't such a good idea...
So says Big Sams!!!
Sams,
That is good stuff! I guess I will have to elaborate on those memories.
I would looooove to hear more about the nintendo episode. I bet you cried like a little fairy.
I can relate to this,as I was the youngest and always picked on and tormented about everything. I still think the youngest turn out the best, don't you agree?
Mom would always introduce me as her baby. Can you believe it? Typical situation, in a grocery store, when she meets one of her friends. I'm about 16 and a foot taller than Mom. Her friend asks if I am her youngest son and then it happens--Yes, he's the baby. How embarrassing!! And at 16, this is about the ultimate embarrassment!
And Alecia thinks she had it bad!
MUTINY!!!!!!!
I AM NO LONGER CHECKING THIS BLOG. IT'S A WASTE OF TIME AND I ALWAYS GET MY HOPES UP JUST TO BE DISAPPOINTED.
I USED TO LIVE FOR YOUR POSTS, BUT I CAN'T KEEP GETTING MY HEART BROKEN.
SINCERELY,
A DEPRESSED FORMER FAN
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